Platinum Cake Strain Review (Pure Laine Cannabis)
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For this cannabis strain review, I tried out some Platinum Cake produced by Rose Science Vie Inc. under the Pure Laine Cannabis brand. This Indica-dominant hybrid cultivar was labeled with moderate THC and very little CBD.
This is my second Pure Laine experience after trying out some of their BC Sweet Skunk, and unfortunately, they are now batting 0 for 2. Below is a more in-depth breakdown.
- Lineage: Not confirmed on an official breeder page
- Type: Indica-dominant
- Potency: Moderate THC, very little CBD (levels vary by batch)
- Terpene Profile: Myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene
- Packaging Details: Packaged on 03/04/21, tested/reviewed on 04/27/21, exactly 54 days later. Lot# 202103
- Pricing Details: Purchased 3.5 grams for $24.90 at the SQDC in Montreal, Quebec, Canada ($7.11/gram)
A note on numbers: THC and CBD percentages and terpene profiles vary by grower and batch, so treat the details here as one sample and check the label on the product you buy. We could not confirm this strain's parent strains on an official breeder page, so we don't list a lineage.
This product was bought in Canada, where legal cannabis is sold only through retailers authorized by provinces and territories. The minimum age is 19 in most provinces, 18 in Alberta and 21 in Quebec. In the US, marijuana is still a Schedule I drug under federal law outside a 2026 DEA rule that moved only FDA-approved products and state-licensed medical marijuana to Schedule III, and state laws differ.
Appearance: 1.5/5
Platinum Cake Made by Pure Laine Cannabis
This wasn’t a good experience, I mean, there were some signs of positivity, but most of it was just disappointing. Let’s start off with the dryness, 36% Moisture content in the container; this was drier than your mouth on a hangover.
It just doesn’t work, and it ruins the rest of the experience, whether it’s smelling dead terps, rolling up powder, or choking on dried-up grass. Of course, I rehydrated it for 24 hours with a Boveda pouch, but that’s not the point; it’s NOT MY JOB. Now for the bag appeal, it was 4 medium nugs that looked pretty frosty; everything else was popcorn, stems, and leaves.
There was nothing platinum about this cake. It felt more like a slice of cake that’s been sitting on the kitchen counter for a week.
Aroma: 1/5
Platinum Cake made by Pure Laine Cannabis
There really wasn’t much there; I’m talking about before and after rehydration. The terps weren’t very present, and the goods were only packaged less than 2 months ago; the terpene percentages must’ve been quite low, to begin with. It smelled like weed, so I guess that’s a good sign(?).
I apologize for the bad description, but there was really nothing happening; there may have been some VERY slight skunk notes that were more apparent once this weed was milled.
Flavor: 1.5/5
Platinum Cake made by Pure Laine Cannabis
The only good part here was that the smoke itself was smooth and felt thick. When it comes to actual flavor, though, this Platinum cake did not emit many flavors. I got some herbs on the inhale. What I’m trying to say is that this tasted somewhat like weed.
There was nothing “platinum” about this cake; actually, it was more of a “sitting on the kitchen counter for a week getting stale” piece of cake.
Effects: 3/5
Platinum Cake made by Pure Laine Cannabis
Although this may have been my favorite aspect from this entire Platinum Cake review, it still didn’t wow me; it was just alright. The “high” came in fairly quickly, within about 10 minutes. I felt calm almost right away.
I would put this in the “lazy weed” category, and I wouldn’t smoke this with any productive plans in mind. This is “end of day,” bud. The focus wasn’t there; there was a heavy brain fog once the effects wore off.
Effects differ from person to person, and NIDA notes that anxiety, panic and hallucinations are more likely with strong THC products or large amounts. Start low if you're new.
If you want to smoke both during the day and at night to keep yourself focused and energized, then you can try Glueberry Strain.
Overall: 2/5
The Pure Laine Cannabis brand has not impressed me so far, whether it be their BC Sweet Skunk or this Platinum Cake. Will I give them another chance? Sure I will! Why? Just so you don’t have to!
If you want a better skunky strain, check out Skunk Cake from Coast Mountain Cannabis.
I personally wouldn’t recommend this to anybody, even if the price point seems fair. To me, a budget buy is below $6/gram, which this isn’t. Consider giving Hawaii Heartbreak Strain a try, priced at $7.97 per gram, for a significantly superior quality that will leave you in awe with its mesmerizing aroma. If you tried out some of this, let me know your thoughts below.
Alternatives
- Glueberry Strain: If you want a strain that can be smoked during the day and at night to keep yourself focused and energized, Glueberry Strain is worth trying. It provides a similar level of relaxation but with improved focus and energy.
- Hawaii Heartbreak Strain: Priced at $7.97 per gram, this strain offers significantly superior quality compared to the Platinum Cake. It has a mesmerizing aroma and is a better option for those seeking a more satisfying experience.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Platinum Cake strain indica or sativa?
Platinum Cake strain is sold as an indica-dominant hybrid cultivar.
What are the terpenes found in Platinum Cake?
The batch I tried listed myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. Terpene profiles vary by grower and batch, so check your label.
What is the lineage of Platinum Cake?
We couldn’t confirm Platinum Cake’s parent strains on an official breeder page, so we don’t list a lineage.
Sources
- Authorized cannabis retailers in the provinces and territories, Health Canada
- Schedules of Controlled Substances: Rescheduling of Food and Drug Administration Approved Products Containing Marijuana From Schedule I to Schedule III; Corresponding Change to Permit Requirements, Federal Register (Drug Enforcement Administration)
- Cannabis (Marijuana), National Institute on Drug Abuse
