Wedding Poop Strain Review (BC Green)

Today I'm sharing my firsthand experience with a strain whose name might raise an eyebrow or two: Wedding Poop, an Indica-dominant hybrid grown by BC Green.

At first encounter, the name “Wedding Poop” might not evoke the most appetizing imagery or immediate appeal. But disregarding its not-so-appealing name, are there reasons to love this strain? Read this short Wedding Poop strain review and I’ll share my personal insights.

• Type: Indica-dominant
• Potency: High THC, very low CBD (exact numbers vary by batch)
• Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene (as labeled on this batch)
• Packaging Details: Packaged on 02/15/2023, tested and reviewed on 02/27/2023 (12 days later)
• Pricing Details: Purchased 3.5 grams for $41.95 at Canna Cabana ($11.98 per gram)

A note on numbers: THC and CBD percentages and terpene profiles vary by grower and batch, so treat the details here as one sample and check the label on the product you buy. Its name suggests Wedding Cake in the family tree, but we could not confirm its parent strains on a breeder page, so we don't list a lineage.

This product was bought legally in Canada, where adults can buy from retailers authorized by their province or territory. The minimum age is 19 in most provinces, 18 in Alberta and 21 in Quebec. In the US, marijuana is still a Schedule I drug under federal law outside a 2026 rescheduling rule that covers only FDA-approved and state-licensed medical products, and state laws differ.

Appearance: 3.5/5

The buds exhibit bright green hues that are moderately appealing, accompanied by scattered brass orange hairs. While not particularly striking, the strain does possess a noticeable layer of trichomes, although not as dense as some other varieties. It may not be the most visually captivating strain on the market, but that did not stop me from giving it a shot.

Aroma: 3/5

Given the name, I expected the scent of vanilla cake, but the aroma falls short. Instead, a muted fragrance greets the senses, characterized by a gentle herbal musk that pervades the air.

Light floral undertones come through too. However, the absence of noticeable sweetness may disappoint those seeking a more pronounced and dessert-like aroma experience.

Read Also: Redneck Wedding Strain Review

Flavor: 3/5

When it comes to the flavor profile of the Wedding Poop strain, it deviates significantly from the anticipated vanilla notes. Unfortunately, the absence of any discernible sweetness leaves a void that is replaced by a harsh and rather unpleasant peppery taste. The taste is earthy and musky.

Each inhale delivers a jarring sensation on the palate, akin to a fiery spice that lingers. This unexpected flavor experience can be disappointing for those who were hoping for a more enjoyable and balanced taste. It is important to manage expectations, as the strain’s flavor may not align with what its name suggests.

Effects: 4/5

The Wedding Poop strain offers a moderately strong high characterized by a calming and mild mental elevation. It gently uplifts the mood, inducing a sense of contentment and tranquility.

Accompanied by a body high akin to gentle pulses coursing through the limbs, it delivers a soothing and relaxing experience. While I appreciated the effects, the price might not justify the overall experience.

Effects differ from person to person, and NIDA notes that anxiety, panic and hallucinations are more likely with strong THC products or large amounts. Start low if you're new.

Overall: 3.5/5

Overall, the Wedding Poop strain by BC Green presents a mixed bag of experiences. While its appearance is average and lacks visual allure, the aroma carries a muted scent of herbal musk with subtle floral undertones, deviating from the anticipated vanilla cake fragrance.

The flavor is a letdown, with a harsh peppery taste that fails to deliver the expected sweetness. However, the effects redeem this strain, providing a moderately strong high with a calming mental elevation and gentle body pulses.

It remains a suitable choice for those seeking a balanced and serene experience but falls short in several aspects.

Alternatives

To continue this Wedding Poop strain review, here are some alternatives that should be on your radar:

• Tiger Cake Strain: Compared to the Wedding Poop Strain, this alternative comes with a more pronounced vanilla aroma and flavor. It’s more fitting for a strain that tastes like a dessert.
• Biscotti Cake Strain: Its effects felt more robust to me than Wedding Poop's. Its effects come on strong within the first few minutes.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Wedding Poop Strain Indica or Sativa?

Wedding Poop Strain is an Indica-dominant hybrid.

What does the Wedding Poop Strain taste like?

The name suggests vanilla cake, but my batch had little sweetness. It tasted earthy and peppery.

How strong is Wedding Poop?

It is sold as a high-THC strain, but numbers vary by batch. My batch gave a moderately strong high, milder than the label suggested.

Sources

• Authorized cannabis retailers in the provinces and territories, Health Canada
• Schedules of Controlled Substances: Rescheduling of Food and Drug Administration Approved Products Containing Marijuana From Schedule I to Schedule III, Federal Register (U.S. Department of Justice)
• Cannabis (Marijuana), National Institute on Drug Abuse