Ex-Wife Strain Review (Qwest)

Let’s start this Ex-Wife Strain review by talking about its name. I’m honestly not a fan, but if reviewing marijuana strains has taught me anything, it’s not to judge a strain by its name.

True enough, Ex-Wife has more to offer than its name. It’s an indica-dominant hybrid, but its high starts with a cerebral lift you might expect from a sativa. Does it deliver? Read on to find out.

• Lineage: Not confirmed by an official breeder source; published claims conflict
• Type: Indica-dominant
• Potency: High THC, low CBD; exact numbers vary by grower and batch, so check your package's lab label
• Terpene Profile: Bisabolol, caryophyllene and linalool were listed for this batch; profiles vary by grower and batch
• Packaging Details: Packaged on 10/04/2021, tested and reviewed on 10/28/2021 (24 days later)
• Pricing Details: Purchased 3.5 grams for $51 at Decibel Cannabis Store ($14.5 per gram) at the time of review

Appearance: 3.5/5

When I opened the packaging, the first thing I noticed was how small the nugs were. I expected them to be larger, especially at this price.

Even so, the color was a treat. The buds were dense, dark green and squishy when pressed. Up close, I saw glistening orange pistils and generous trichome coverage.

Aroma: 4.5/5

The aroma of the Ex-Wife Strain by Qwest is punchy and distinct. A robust kush scent comes first, setting the tone for a potent experience.

Hints of diesel and citrus add to the mix.

Bisabolol is usually described as floral and subtly sweet.

Caryophyllene is known for its spicy, peppery smell.

Linalool has a floral, lavender-like aroma.

Together, the aroma comes across as earthy, spicy, and floral.

Flavor: 4/5

The flavor is bold and leaves a lasting impression.

The taste is strong with each inhale, and the smoke is smooth.

The flavor combines diesel, pine, and citrus. The diesel brings a fuel-like note, the pine adds a resinous quality, and the citrus adds a tangy finish.

Effects: 4/5

The effects of the Ex-Wife Strain by Qwest start subtly, but the strength builds as time goes on.

The high begins with a strong cerebral buzz that sharpened my focus. A relaxing body feel follows and slowly spreads through the whole body.

Research on cannabis and relief from pain is mixed, and NCCIH describes the benefit for chronic pain as modest at best. No strain, including this one, is proven to treat pain or insomnia.

Overall: 4/5

With a name like that, I was hesitant to try the Ex-Wife Strain, and the appearance is underwhelming. Once I opened the package, though, the aroma got me excited, and the first hit impressed me. It has potent effects.

The Ex-Wife Strain delivers a gradual but powerful experience, with mental stimulation first and physical relaxation after. It suits experienced users; beginners should start small.

Cannabis is for adults 21+ where it is legal. Under US federal law, marijuana outside FDA-approved drugs and state medical marijuana licenses is still a Schedule I controlled substance. State and national laws differ, so check yours.

Alternatives

If the Ex-Wife Strain does not float your boat, below are other alternatives that should be on your radar:

• Guava Bars Strain: Would you rather have a Sativa-dominant hybrid? Guava Bars might be for you. It has a more prominent aroma than Ex-Wife, which can excite the senses. As for the effects, the high was also slow-moving.
• Icicles Strain: While Ex-Wife is nice overall, the price can be an issue for some people. Hence, if you want a cheaper alternative that’s also Indica-dominant, it might be a good idea to look at Icicles.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Ex-Wife Strain Indica or Sativa?

The Ex-Wife Strain by Qwest is an indica-dominant hybrid, though its high starts with a sativa-like cerebral lift.

What does the Ex-Wife Strain taste like?

The flavor of Ex-Wife Strain is a complex mix of diesel, pine, and citrus.

How strong is the Ex-Wife Strain?

Ex-Wife is sold as a high-THC strain, but exact numbers vary by grower and batch. Check the lab label on your package and take it slowly.

Sources

• Cannabis (Marijuana), National Institute on Drug Abuse
• Cannabis (Marijuana) and Cannabinoids: What You Need To Know, NCCIH
• Rescheduling of FDA-Approved Products Containing Marijuana From Schedule I to Schedule III, Federal Register