Unite Organic (LA Confidential) Strain Review (The Green Organic Dutchman)
For this cannabis strain review, I tried out some Unite Organic (LA Confidential) that The Green Organic Dutchman makes. This company markets its cannabis as organically grown in living soil.
That’s great and all; however, I found the cannabis itself to be underwhelming.
This Unite batch had fairly high THC, though numbers vary by batch. This is an Indica-dominant strain, and below is a breakdown of every aspect of this cultivar in detail.
Lineage: OG LA Affie x Afghani, per DNA Genetics, the breeder that developed LA Confidential.
Terpene Profile: Pinene, myrcene, ocimene and caryophyllene (as labeled on this batch).
Packaging Details: Packaged on 10/08/2020 and tested/reviewed on 11/08/2020, exactly 31 days later. Lot# 209371
Pricing Details: Purchased 3.5 grams for $39.40 at the SQDC in Montreal, Quebec, Canada ($11.26/gram).
A note on numbers: THC and CBD percentages and terpene profiles vary by grower and batch, so treat the details here as one sample and check the label on the product you buy.
This product was bought legally in Canada, where adults can buy from retailers authorized by their province or territory. The minimum age is 19 in most provinces, 18 in Alberta and 21 in Quebec. In the US, marijuana is still a Schedule I drug under federal law outside a 2026 rescheduling rule that covers only FDA-approved and state-licensed medical products, and state laws differ.
Appearance: 2/5
If I would focus more on the actual packaging when it comes to appearance, this would probably get a higher score. The funky design in itself looks pretty sleek (see below), it’s also sustainable, it definitely stands out, and I’m all for glass containers.
Sure, the packaging is a part of it, and although this may have gotten an extra point or so, my reviews focus more on the flower itself, and unfortunately, this is where The Green Organic Dutchman has failed. The buds felt loose and soulless; it felt like there was no love put into growing this product.
It gave me mass-production vibes and carelessness; the colors didn’t stand out either. Many trichomes weren’t intact, and the RH% inside the container was at 42%, and the weed was dry. Not a fan.
Aroma: 1/5
Sure, it smells like weed, whoop-ti-do. If it would smell like, let’s say, mold, then the score would be at zero. Interestingly enough, their website states that this Unite Organic or LA Confidential “is the perfect balance between fruity OG flavors and earthy tones”….there were no fruity OG flavors, none, zero, zilch.
Some very slight, muted, earthy tones, sure. My best way to describe the aroma or even the flavor on this would be: RIP to the terps…
Flavor: 1/5
I’m not sure what to say here; not only was there absolutely nothing left on the palate once all the smoke cleared out, but you also feel like you’re going to cough half a lung out after a few draws. Do better, guys.
Effects: 2.5/5
This is the only aspect where this Unite Organic (LA Confidential) strain review doesn’t sound sad. The effects that this cultivar gave off were passable, as in just average, nothing to write home about.
You get high, so it is indeed weed; it’s more of a head high; I felt sloppy and lethargic after smoking this. The high lasted less than an hour; the brain wasn’t very functional after the fact.
Overall: 1.5/5
I would not recommend this to anybody, save your money. This would’ve gotten a bad review no matter its price, but the cost here is actually in the upper echelon; it’s one of the more expensive strains, which makes it even less worth it. Stay away from this one, guys.
Also, I recommend you check out Quadra Strain Review, which is one of my favorites.
Will I try their other products in the future? Of course, I will, so you don’t have to!
Sources
- LA Confidential Cannabis Strain, DNA Genetics
- Authorized cannabis retailers in the provinces and territories, Health Canada
- Schedules of Controlled Substances: Rescheduling of Food and Drug Administration Approved Products Containing Marijuana From Schedule I to Schedule III, Federal Register (U.S. Department of Justice)
