Guava Cooler Strain Review (Distinkt Cannabis)

When I first heard about the Guava Cooler strain, I had a vivid picture of what to expect. I was thinking of something refreshing, ideal for the summer. After all, the name itself gives a clue that it must be invigorating!

The Guava Cooler strain is a hybrid from Distinkt Cannabis. Overall, the flavor profile is tropical, fruity, and peppery, which fits the name of this Indica-dominant strain.

One of the first things I noticed is its price, which is quite affordable compared to many others I tried and reviewed. Is the price worth it? Read this Guava Cooler Strain review as I share more of my experience.

• Type: Indica-dominant
• Potency: High THC, minimal CBD (varies by batch)
• Terpene Profile: Trans-caryophyllene, limonene, beta-myrcene (top terpenes on this batch's label)
• Packaging Details: Packaged on 02/05/2023, tested and reviewed on 02/25/2023 (20 days later)
• Pricing Details: Purchased 3.5 grams for $12 at I Heart Jane ($3.4 per gram)

A note on numbers: THC and CBD percentages and terpene profiles vary by grower and batch, so treat the details here as one sample and check the label on the product you buy.

This review is for adults of legal age where cannabis is legal: 21+ in US states that allow it, and 18 to 21 in Canada depending on the province or territory. In the US, marijuana is still a Schedule I drug under federal law outside the narrow categories that a 2026 final rule moved to Schedule III: FDA-approved drug products and state-licensed medical marijuana. State laws differ.

Appearance: 3.5/5

Right out of the vacuum-sealed packaging, there’s nothing really special about the way it looks. If I’m being honest, it is forgettable. Nonetheless, like others, I believe that you should never judge a book by its cover. Hence, wait until you finally try the Guava Cooler strain before giving a verdict.

It has medium-density nugs with evident trichomes. If you look closer, you’ll find shades of blue lurking behind the deep green body. I also noticed how it is covered in kief.

Aroma: 4/5

The tropical flavor is highly apparent in this weed strain. As it is named, I can smell hints of guava, although it also has traces of mango up the nose. The tropical, fruity, and peppery aroma are not too strong but enough to be noticeable. I love how it isn’t overpowering.

Flavor: 4/5

Just like the aroma, the name of this hybrid strain is very much telling of its flavor. It’s a combination of fruity and peppery, resulting in something that tastes tropical. It reminds me of a place where I can just cool down on a hot summer day.

Guava is the first thing that tickles my taste buds with a hit, but it also has hints of mango. It has a sweet-tart taste that makes me want more.

Effects: 4/5

With a high THC, the Guava Cooler Strain is on the potent side. I experienced a nice head high, but nothing too heavy. This isn’t one of those hard hitters that would make you want to bang your head on the wall. Instead, the effect is more relaxing. Even so, I still felt energetic, so I can function. As such, it worked for me during the day, but don't drive after using it.

I smoked it in a joint, and the overall experience was pleasurable. It isn’t harsh on the throat. Some users shared good experiences with vaping, but that’s one thing I have yet to try.

The top terpene listed on my batch was Trans-caryophyllene, which also gives black pepper its spicy note. That fits the peppery side of the flavor.

Cannabis isn't FDA-approved to treat any condition, and NIDA notes that strong THC products make anxiety, panic and hallucinations more likely. Frequent use also raises the risk of cannabis use disorder.

Overall: 4/5

The Guava Cooler Strain may not be the best-looking hybrid out there, but it’s pretty decent. I love how affordable it is, at least, in the case of the one I got. It has a tropical, fruity, and peppery aroma and flavor. It’s reminiscent not only of guava but even of mango. The effect is great overall, which would still allow you to function, making it great for use during the day.

Alternatives

If the Guava Cooler Strain does not float your boat, no worries. Below are some alternatives worth considering:

• Platinum Gorilla Strain: Even though it's usually less potent, I find the effect to be a lot better in Platinum Gorilla, making it one of my favorites.
• Power Sherb Strain: If you like guava, this can be another great option. It has a more prominent flavor and aroma compared to the Guava Cooler strain.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Guava Cooler Strain Indica or Sativa?

Guava Cooler is an Indica-dominant strain with high THC. Exact numbers vary by batch.

What does the Guava Cooler Strain taste like?

It tastes like guava but with a hint of mango and even a bit of cinnamon. The flavor profile is tropical and refreshing.

What is the Guava Cooler Strain good for?

In my experience, it's a relaxing strain that doesn't knock you down, so it can work during the day for experienced adults. It isn't a treatment for any medical condition.

Sources

• Authorized cannabis retailers in the provinces and territories, Health Canada
• Schedules of Controlled Substances: Rescheduling of Food and Drug Administration-Approved Products Containing Marijuana, Federal Register (U.S. Department of Justice)
• Cannabis (Marijuana), National Institute on Drug Abuse